How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?

An arm and a leg!

What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zucchini?

A Squash buckler!!!

What's a pirate's favorite food?

Arrrrrtichokes.

Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"?

Because he's only got one eye.

How could the pirate acquire the ship so cheaply?

Because it was on sail.

How do pirates eat on their ships?

Slurp soup on the sloop.

What's a pirate's favorite movie?

Booty and the Beast.

What kind of look does a pirate give right before walking off the ship?

Plank stare.

How does a pirate tell his matey he'll watch for him?

I'll keep an eye out for you.

Why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?

Because he left it off the hook!

What has 8 arms and 8 legs?

8 Pirates!

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